As far as 1 don't know: 1'm not aware, 1 don't like it, 1m interested in cars, 1m partial to the odd bit of violence, 1 watch a lot of t.v, 1 dress like the people i see on t.v, 1 buy clothes that are made in sweatshops, 1 cook with my microwave, 1 deliberately don't put suncream on when its hot because i think it will make me tan better, 1 want to tan yet 1'm hostile towards people with different coloured skin, 1 don't really know why, 1 believe what the papers say, 1 hate being outside, 1 have too much pride to tell people my problems, 1m never wrong, 1 wish i was the richest person in the whole wide UK, 1 don't really give a **** what happens in other countries as long as it doesn't affect me, 1'm not bothered about pollution because ill die before anything serious happens, 1m a chauvinist, a liar, an embarrassment to humanity, 1 make music on my computer, 1 dance like i think i should.